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@MeetJess on Twitter called for “pathogen-appropriate Valentine’s poems.” Here are my cheesy #COVIDconscious submissions:
Hand on my heart
N95 mask on my face
You and I are too smart
To let COVID in our space
With my lips to you singing
And my HEPA filter running
I hear wedding bells ringing
Your respirator looks stunning
I will shower you in affection
And share Covixyl nose spray
Let’s stay safe from infection
On this Valentine’s Day
Add your own!
(1/x)
You’re the UV light of my life
You protect and shield me
Someday you’ll be my wife
Being with you has healed me
In an anti-mask world
You’re safe like my bed
My fully-vaxxed girl
PPE crowns your head
I see your community care
The way you protect us all
Your precautions always there
You’ve got me enthralled
With your frequent testing
And avoiding the crowds
My faith in you is resting
I don’t have any doubts
(2/x)
@abvolition@spore.socialThe latest research, you read
You stay on top of the studies
You always know what you need
To protect your fuck buddies
You ease my mind
Like a well-ventilated spot
Together we find
that COVID safety is hot!
Girl, your protocol is airtight
You’ve got it on lock
Your CR box is always in sight
And your body rocks